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-Dear, son, go to the shop to buy some bread.
-And what should you tell me in this case?
-The change is yours.
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The prostitute gives the money to the Paris bank.
-Madam, pardon, but this money is false. 
-Oh, my God, it means that I was raped!
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One blond woman says to another :
the main in the diet is to fall asleep earlier. If you don't fall asleep in time, you will overeat.
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-The dog bit a man in the street. That one  when seeing a torn clothes cries to the master of the dog:
-I demand the compansation.
-No problem, sir. I will keep the dog and you can bite it.
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-Mother and father. I've already eaten everything.
-Good for you. That's why  I and your father think that you should marry and to leave  separately from us.:)
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