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A foreigner came to Russia. He is looking for
a hotel. Then he sees two men are standing in the street.
-Do you speak English? -he asks.
They don't answer.
-Parler vous Francais? -he asks again.
They again keep silent.
He takes his suitcase and goes away.
-You see, Misha, what a clever man!
He knows so many languages!- the Russian man says to his friend.
-And how did it help him? - the other Russian man answer.:)