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Americans have created a robot that can replace a man in a bed. They invited a Russian, German and American woman. When American woman went out after some time, she was asked:
- Do you think that this robot can replace a man in sex?
- Yes, of course.
Then a German woman said the same thing. 

 Then a Russian woman went. Hour, two, three have passed.
Then they heard her cry: Scum! I'll show you "batteries run down! "

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