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A young man got married and his wife three month later sayd :
-Dear, I am going to give birth to your child.
-How?!! But we are married only for three months....
-We lived together for 3 month before marriage and 3 month after marriage,
and 3x3=9!!!
- Oh,.....#..#!!!!!!
-Later, she calls him from the delivery house and says :
-Dear, we have a black boy !
-How? #...#...!!!!
You see, when we were going to the delivery house, a dack cat
crossed the street and so we have a black boy.
-#....#...#!!!!
The young man went to his father :
-Imagine, the dark cat and 3x3 and so a black boy.
-The father cries:
-Mother, don't you remember if a donkey сrossed our street or not, when I сarried you to the delivery house?