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Mother comes home from work:
-So...and what have my children done today?
The first:
-I..washed the dishes!
-Good for you!-mother says and gives him a chocolate.
The second:
-And I....dried the dishes!
-Good for you!-mother says and gives him a cookie.
The third:
-And ....I swept the smithers and throw away rubbish after them.:)
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