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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian man appeared on a desert island by accident. And once they saw a bottle near the shore. They opened the bottle and a genie came out. He said:” I will grant two wishes of everybody.
The Englishman said : “ I want a bag of money and to be at home. “
The Frenchman said:” I want a blond and to be at home”.
When they both disappeared the Russian thought :” It was a good company. It 's a pity that we have parted so foolishly.” And he said: “ I want a box of vodka and all to come back.”