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A man comes to his lover and they begin to make love. Suddenly somebody calls at the door.
-My husband, -the woman cries. Jump from the window.
His jumps. A group of sportsmen passes him. The man joins them and runs with them.
One sportsman asks:
-Do you always run naked?
-Yes,-the man answers.
-And with condoms?
-No, only when it rains.:)