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The waiter asks two visitors:
- Do you want tea or coffee?
First guest:
- I would like a cup of tea.
The second:
- I want a cup of coffee, but, please, make sure, if my cup is clean!
   

In five minutes, the waiter returnes with a tray.
- Excuse me, gentlemens, who of you asked for a clean cup?:)

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