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The masters of the house are sitting and drinking tea. 
Suddenly the guest came to them.
He was invited to the table. 
The guest asks: "May I wash my hands?" 
The mistress:"Do you wash your hands with soap or without soap?"
The guest says:"Yes, with soap."
The mistress:" In this case you will drink tea with sugar.":)
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