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Anniversary. The  wife is 50 years old.
The husband says:
-Dear,  at the age of 20, you  were a rose, at the age of 30 - shampagne, at the age of 40 -brandy and at 50 you became  sour soup.
And the wife answered:
-Yes, at the age of 20 I was a rose, but I wasn't picked by you. At the age of 30  I was shampagne,
but  you got only sparkles. At the age of 40 I was brandy, but it was drinken by three persons.
And at 50 I became  sour soup, but you have nothing with what you can eat it.


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