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A call to a travel agency. - Do you sell trips to Egypt?  - Yes, of course we sell ... 
- Tell me, what  resorts  are there? 
 - Sharm el-Sheikh, Hurghada, Taba, Nuweiba.
- Ok, stop, Nuweiba, Nuweiba just right!  
- Well, when are you planning to go? 
-Oh, no, we're doing a  crossword puzzle, thank you, Nuweiba is ok for it.:)

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