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A man, returning from a trip, brought a New Year gift for the family- an expensive parrot. It was a she parrot. And she cried out: "I want to have sex! And she did it the whole day. The man went to the prist.
-"Can you help me what to do with the bird?" - the man says.
"Give it to me."- the prist  said. -"I have also recently been on a journey and brought two parrots.  I pray all day and they prey with me. I think they will influence on her.  
The man brought the bird to the prist's house. And she parrot cried: - "I want to have sex!" Parrots stopped praying. Looked at her. Then at each other. And one of them said with hapiness: - "I think God has heard our prayers."  ;


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