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An old Jewish man has died in the morning playing poker. The remaining players gathered and began to think how to tell his wife about it. Izya was chosen as the most sensitive. He came to the house of the deceased man and knocked at the door. His wife opened the door. 

 - Hello, Sophie! 

 - Hello, Izya !!!  

- Sofochka, you know, your Moisha came to me yesterday. We played poker and he  joined us. We played all night, and Moisha lost a lot of money.  

- Oh, it would be better if he died !! 

-You know, it really has just happened.

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