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The lesson at school. The teacher says to the children:
-Children, remember there is no God at all so you may cock a snook at the sky.
All children began to do it. But one of them didn't cock a snook.
-Why don't you show, Mike?
-If there is no God, to whom shall I cock a snook?
And if there is God, why shall I spoil our relations?:)