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A Russian, a Ukrainian and  a Jewish man went fishing. They caught a goldfish.
  The goldfish says:
- Three wishes is too much. I can fulfill three wishes at all.
The Ukrainian:
- I want that there will not be any Russians in Sevastopol, Crimea and in the left-bank Ukraine.
The Russian:
- I want that there will not be any Ukrainian person  in Sevastopol, Crimea and the Left bank Ukraine.
A Jewish man:
- If the first three desires will come true, please,  give me a cup of coffee. :)

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