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Early evening.  A young man is going to meet a girl
friend. His mother:
-Borya, I ask you kindly to take an electric torch with you!
-Mother, but it is light in the street.
-It will be dark soon.... Do you want to make a competition with your brother?
-Why?
-He also didn't want to take an electric torches and see whom he brought to live with us.

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