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The baby was born in a family, but he didn't talk. At the age of 5 years old his parents took him to the doctor. “Don't worry,” -the doctor said. “He will begin to talk, but three people, whose names he will call first, will die. In some time the child said: “ granny”. And the grandmother died. Then he said “ granddad” and the grandfather died.
Once the mother of the child went shopping and said the father to stay at home with the child. The child played and then said:” Father”. The father prepared to die, put on his suit and lied down on the bed.The wife came home and said: “Why are you lying on the bed in a new suit.
We will go to the funerals, our neighbor died.”

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