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An old rich man married a very young girl. He worried a lot about her young age.
"I don't know how we will live with her," - he told his friend,- "I am eighty and she is eighteen. What shall I do?"
"Employ a young clerk,"- his friend told him.
In a year they meet.
-"How is your wife?"- his friend asked.
-She is pregnant.
-Yes? Congratulations ! And how is your clerk?
-She is also pregnant.

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