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An American man asks a Russian man.
-Tell me, please, can you drink a glass of vodka?
I know Rusian people like to drink vodka.
-Yes, of course. I will eat a pickled cucumber
with it.
-And what about three glasses?
-Of course, I will eat three pickled cucumbers with them.
-And what about a hundred glasses of vodka?
-Are you crazy? I will not be able to eat so many cucumbers.:)