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A man  decided to buy a car and found out that he didn't have enough money.
In the evening he complainted his wife of it.
-Don't worry, -she said to him. I have fivty thousand on my account.
-Fifty thousand ? Where did you get them?
-You know, maybe it is sentimental, but I make it a rule to store up some money 
while we are making love.
-Oh, my God, the surprised husband said,- if I knew, I would leave my job and we could save more.:)

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