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After death an American and a Russian man got into the hell.
They were asked to what hell they wanted to get: Russian or American.
-"What is the difference?"- they asked.
-In American hell you have to eat one bucket of excrement and in Russian one -two buckets.
The American man chose the American hell and the russian man chose the Russian hell.
In a month they met.
"How are you?"- the Russian man asks.
"Fine."-the American man says.-"In the morning I eat a bucket of excrements and then I am free the whole day. And you?"
"Oh, as always. One day excrements are not delivered, the other day there are no enough buckets for all."

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