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A Russian man,an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Chineese man agrued what natinality Adam and Eva were.
An Englishman says they were English as only a gentleman could offer a half of an apple to a woman.
A Frenchman says they were French, as only a French woman could give herself for a half of an apple.
A Chineese man thinks they were Chinese, as only Chinese people could occupy the Earth.
-No, a Russian man says. They could be only Russians. Naked, one apple for two people and think they are in heaven.:)

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